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Dave. 17. Brisbane, Australia.
rupsidaisy:

is that… not what she says……….

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out
eyesopenwide:

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? I would never decide which one to use. Do. Not. Like.

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

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westernkanye:

An important purchase
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